December 2011
1 post
Sadly, the items I purchased were not, and will not, be on sale for Boxing Day. Damn drug dealers, don’t you know I have a budget?
2 ounces of grass.
Assorted medley of Green Transformers, deceptively innocent little yellow ones, and a pink heart (No link to Valentine’s Day, as far as I know. Will investigage).
Fungus steeped in acid, 2 grams of caps.
Need for Speed: The Run?...
October 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
this.
Alright.
So, if we’re playing a game, and you defeat me, I’m a gay noob. I mean, this is dumb, but I understand what you’re trying to say, which is that I lack the true vigor of an actual man. Also, my inexperience at the game - as opposed to my experience at having sex with men, which is encyclopedic - renders me unable to repel your onslaught, which is sure to be savage indeed. Let’s set...
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
4 posts
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
pandemoniumclubfordeatheaters:
bowiemyman:
twotruths-go:
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
I have a hard time believing that U.S. special forces would have killed Osama unless it was 100% impossible to take him alive. I’m sort of suspicious of this for some reason…
April 2011
13 posts
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001713431... →
This is the greatest person alive. He’s a bi-sexual Wolf/dragon/pokemon. I havn’t laughed so hard in fucking months.
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY FALSE.
Heard it about 5 times now, fucking debates.
mochaorgy asked: hello! Admiral Akbar?
waterloobound-deactivated201305 asked: hello! Jason?
I forgot about an amazing Chili Peppers song, Party on your Pussy. Def. a song for all ages.
March 2011
21 posts
Writing a song would be so much easier IF SHIT DIDN’T HAVE TO RHYME. Also, if I could sing.
Fucking Red Bull commercial. WINGS WOULDN’T WORK ON THE MOON.
So this just happened...
Peter Glauninger i bet cha 17,815 of those people were gay
Jason DeMille I betcha they weren’t, cause they’re Mormon.
Peter Glauninger LOL
What?
stonedpinemarten asked: Who's this?
Since like, we're from the same town.
Since like, we're from the same town.
Tried to bum a smoke off a dude today, and in the 10 minutes that we walked and talked to each other, I had a pretty good look at the side of life that I’m so very close to walking. It’s eye opening, when you see how dangerously near that edge is, that dramatic cliff that is so tempting, so delicious in its danger. I could jump, easily, and live that life. Would I be happy? Or would I...
Lemurs ARE a viable pet, and anyone who thinks otherwise should take a long drop off a short cliff.
The tiny bit of “Smells Like Teen...
mochaorgy asked: ryan?
Air Canada is retarded. Chara’s hit was hard, but you can’t suspend someone because they hurt a person. It’s a contact sport, and shit happens. He said he didn’t mean to do it, and lets face it, Chara is a big motherfucker. If he was going to hurt someone, he wouldn’t have waited till he was the captain of a hockey team.
Yeah, it sucks ass that the dude got hurt, and...
CRAB PEOPLE
Whilst walking around rockland, enjoying numerous joints with my friend Tyler, an interesting discussion popped up.
If a persons face switched positions with their buttocks, how would that change the rest of their body? Ignoring the changes that would take place inside the body for times sake, I think it’d be pretty hilarious to see. The legs, I believe, would turn sideways, and people...
First!!11!
My first Tumblr post…ever. It’s a new day, and I might as well lay out what’s happenin in this here blog.
I play games, religiously. It’s just what I do, and I’m pretty good at them. Not MLG good, because I tend to make expeditions to the outside world on occassion, but good enough that I win more then I lose. Quite a bit more, actually. Unless it’s a strategy...